The Worst Idea Ever!!!!

This morning, about ten minutes ago, Momma Domasky decided that it would be a good idea to let Emily and I cook breakfast. Ok, let me start at the beginning. Emily and I spend the mornings on the same schedule. This includes waking up and showering pretty much. Well today, the rest of the family had a little trick to get us to work. Mother, Father, and Allison woke up and went to the beach without us while we were in the shower. Now they are cleaning up while they put us in charge of breakfast. Sly dogs. This may not sound bad, but Emily and I are not that good at cooking. Sausage is harder to cook than it sounds. Oh good, Pappa just walked in the door. And now Paulson is making fun of us for not being able to cook sausage....what a nice person. -Audrey